Wackadoodle Looks From the Spring 2018 Couture Shows
Scrolling through the runway shows on Vogue.com always affords me a treasure trove of inspiration, a healthy dose of yearning, and an appreciation for the creativity and workmanship that goes into the collections. What it also provides is some serious comic fodder. In particular, the couture shows have gotten crazier and crazier to the point where I'm pretty sure the designers are playing a very elaborate, very expensive joke on the fashion community. And while being a model in these shows undoubtedly has its perks (free clothing, travel, etc.) you have to also hand it to them for keeping a straight face while donning some of the most demented outfits you've ever seen. Behold:
Designer: Let's put her in a relatively normal dress but then make her head look like a hotel lobby arrangement
Everyone Else: YAAASSSSSSS
I was so focused on the absence of a face I didn't even notice the tiny suit pasted to her torso until I started writing this
WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING HERE. Her torso says Spiderman, her hands say crime scene clean-up, her legs say be our guest, and her neck says arctic tundra. At least the gravity boot/sneaker hybrid really pulls the whole look together.
He looks about as happy as most men would if you put them in a corset/saddle, cropped leather stirrup pants, and platform sock boots.
This looks like the time I got high and walked through my cousin's screen door, but in extremely high winds
Designer: You don't need to see right?
Model: Well I w...
Designer: Great here's your swarm of angry insects